Smile Jamaica Presents a lesson in Astro-Theology
On (or thereabouts) the 4th of July 1947, an Alien spacecraft crashed in Roswell, New Mexico. Smile Jamaica celebrates 3 hours of Alien stylee; 1 min. 16 sec.
<Two stories on the date of the Roswell crash>
True story on Roswell:
My brother in law sells high tech pipe to agricultural, research labs, salsa manufacturers. He lives in Albuquerque but travels the length of New Mexico.
One day in Roswell he asked his customer about the 1947 UFO crash. Was it real or bullflop?
His customer said: the local mortuary owner, salt of the earth rural America. Veteran. Straight shooter. The Air Force came to him and asked him to provide 3 children’s size coffins.
“If that’s what he said, that’s how it happened”
Look to the skies! Do not scoff!
Smile Jamaica’s Alien media consumption
Ancient Aliens TV – Friday Nights on the History Channel. This explores the various connections between Earth’s history and Alien contact before there was recorded history.
<My love of Sumerian history led to UFO-ria; > 2 min 6 sec
Basically Aliens from Nibiru called Anunnaki (Those who came down from the sky) who came to Earth b/c we had the gold they needed for their ruined planet. They were essentially too lazy to mine the gold themselves so they created a race of humans to do the work. When the humans got too noisy, they were destroyed with a flood.
Click image for a better view of how Nibiru’s orbit intersects with Earth and the Sun
Every 3600 years the orbit of Nibiru approaches earth: The Anunnaki drop their space ships to space ports in:
- Sumer (lower Iraq)
- Sinai (Egypt) – the pyramids are guide posts for entry
- Baalbek (Syria)
- Mohenjo Daro (Pakistan)
Humans mine the gold. Nibiru whips around the sun heading back out to the edge of our Universe, the ships go up and land on Nibiru for the journey home.
They will be back in 3440 AD.
2. Zecharia Sitchin
An Azerbaijani Jew who translated thousands of cuneiform texts that showed what we know from the Bible and Greek Mythology were actually much older from original source stories from Sumer.
His book series, Earth Chronicles, discusses these topics
What have I learned from my bingewatching and binge reading?
All those stories from the Bible and parts of stories from Greek Mythology, Iraqi A Thousand and One Nights, Hindi religious literature is all “plagiarized” from my ancestors the Sumerians (I am an Assyrian from that area on my mom’s side. Assyrians adapted from the Sumerian cosmology).
What is in the Bible or world literature that relates to Alien space travel?
<Spaceships in the Bible; 44 sec.>
- Noah’s Ark – No: Ziusudra in his submarine or Utnapishtim in his Tessaract
- Burning Bush – Spaceship
- Ezekial’s Wheel – Spaceship
- Jacob’s Ladder – Spaceship
- Elijah’s Chariot of Fire – Spaceship
- Enoch (Noah’s great grandfather – “walked with God and then was not”. Taken to the Heavens = Spaceship
- Magic Carpet Ride – from A Thousand and One Nights – Spaceship
- Vimanas from Hindu theology – flying spaceships who fought battles in the skies
Makes Sensi to me!
Smile Jamaica Ark-Ives: July 2, 2016: UFO-ria; 1 min. 6 sec.
- Spiritual Rez – Anunnaki Invasion + Let’s Go Out With a Bang; Spiritual Rez (Spiritual Rez) 2014 US
<If they’re coming, let’s go out with a bang! 17 sec.>
- Pink Floyd – Instellar Overdrive; Relics (Harvest) ’70
- The Byrds – Mr. Spaceman (Smile Jamaica UFO-ria Rmx)
- The Elegants – Little Star (Static Revenger Rmx); Destroy All Humans Soundtrack (Not on Level) 2005: 50’s doo wop update
- Karminsky Experience – Explorations; Thievery Corporation: DJ-Kicks (!K7) ‘99
- Ancient Astronauts feat. Akua Naru – Last Night; Into Bass and Time (ESL) 2011 Germ. w/ female vox in love with an Alien
- Thievery Corporation – Stargazer; Culture of Fear (ESL) 2012
- Ancient Astronauts – From the Sky; We Are to Answer (ESL) 2009 Germ.
- Sister Carol – Lost in a Space; Jah Disciple (RAS) ’89: man shouldn’t be in Jah’s abode – Challenger Disaster ‘86; 20 sec.
- The Herbaliser – Moon Sequence; Very Mercenary (Ninja Tune) ’99 moon chatter
- Laurel Aitken – Apollo 12; The Pama Years (Grover) ‘69
- Tassili Players – Interstellar Overdub; Outer Space (Universal Egg) ’96: Dub Album of the Hour
- Lee “Scratch” Perry – African Hitchhiker; From the Secret Laboratory (Mango) ’90: Alien from outerspace living in his briefcase; 7 sec.
<Rockers look to the skies too! 25. sec.>
- Rolling Stones – 2000 Light Years From Home; Their Satanic Majesties Request (Abcko) ‘67; 16 sec.
- Air – Surfing on a Rocket; Talkie Walkie (Astralwerks) 2003 Fr. techno
- I Roy – Space Flight; Chapter 2 of Words (Trojan) ‘73
- Bush Chemists – Star Wars Dub; 10” (Jah Tubbys) 2006 UK: Stormtrooper Theme
- Gil Scott Heron – Whitey On the Moon; Small Talk at 125th and Lexington (Flying Dutchman) ’70 US black poet; 20 sec.
- Armagideon – Galactic Travel; Natural Elements Dub (Armagideon Sounds) ’94 UK mutant dub
- Derrick Morgan – Moon Hop; Original Reggae Recordings 1968-70 (Trybute) ’69 Jamaican dance
- The Police – Walking on the Moon; Reggata de Blanc (A & M) ’79 UK new wave
<Roswell Rockers inna Rub a Dub Stylee!>
Set 5: Who are the Anunnaki?
- Tena Stelin – Flying Chariots; 7” (Mascot) about the Anunnaki – those who came from the sky
- Tena Stelin – Flying Chariots Dub; Jah Warrior & Friends (Hammerbass) 2003 Fr.
Flying Saucers by Tena Stelin – Lyrics transcribed for the Smile Jamaica Ark-Ives:
Them a chat bout on-ya
Up in the Sky near and far
It’s coming like Star Wars…Watch it!
Please tell me: what is the meaning?
The meaning of these sightings?
So many people claim to see the same thing
I guess it must mean something
Talking about Extra Terrestrials!
Ask yourself: is it real or is it impossible? Watch out!
In the Book of Ezekiel
It’s like he describes a Crystal Ship
I’ve got to wonder if he was for real?
Was he just a raving lunatic? Hallelu-Jah!
Enoch walked with God
And he was found not
Elijah was taken up into a Chariot
A Chariot of Fire!
Inna Ancient Mesopotamia
They talked about the Anunnaki
They said they came from beyond the Sky
Oh tell me! Was they telling a lie?
El Kuluwm means the Source
El Kuluwm the highest course
All and Iley and Allah is the Same
So the Rastaman tell me no feel no way
- Nina Hagen – UFO; Nunsexmonkrock (CBS) ’82 Germ.
- Sly & Robbie – Flirting in Space; Syncopation (Joe Gibbs) ’82 FL vinyl
- David Bowie – Space Oddity; Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders From Mars (EMI) ‘72
- Suns of Arqa – Erasmus Meets the Earthling; CD Single (Arka Sound) ’94 UK Hindidubbers
- SoKo – I Thought I was an Alien; I Thought I was an Alien (Because) 2012 Fr. female singer
- Doctor Pablo & the Dub Syndicate – Dr. Who?; On a Journey through Time & Space 10” EP (ON U Sound) 2015 UK mutant dub
Set 7: Epic of Gilgamesh
- Systemwide – Gilgmaesh; Live From the International Festival de Jazz de Montreal (BSI) July 7, 2002
<Gilgamesh, Utnapishtim, tessaracts and the snake from the Bible>
- Dennis Alcapone – The Sky’s the Limit (Flying Machine); Guns Don’t Argue (Trojan)
- Kingstonians – Come We Go Moonwalk; Sufferer (Attack) ‘70
- WordSound I Powa – Intro; Live From Planet Crooklyn (ROIR) NYC dubbers
<Aliens searching for weed fields in their UFO; 9 sec.>
- The Orb – U.F.Orb – U.F.Orb (Island) ’92 UK mutant dub
- Audio Active – Adventures in Time & Space; Happy Happer (ON U Sound) Jah-pon dubbers
- Flock of Seagulls –Spaceage Love Song; Flock of Seagulls (Zomba) ‘81
- Prince Lincoln & the Royal Rasses – Spaceship; Natural Wild (United Artists) ’80 UK
- Dubblestandart – Return From Planet Egalica; Are You Experienced (Collision) 2006 Austrian dubbers
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