<Smile Jamaica Treehouse of Horror Style: After 420 like after Halloween>
Since we survived the “near miss” Asteroid attack: 4.1 million miles is too close for comfort, we get to celebrate on Smile Jamaica with 3 hours of 420.
All black wax: 7″, 10″, 12″, Long Players.
The Smile Jamaica Ark-Ives is under construction, so here is all my 420 black wax: Two 3 feet tupper ware bins, A box and a Record Bag of 7″ Jamaican Jukebox. Two bags of 12″ and 10″ disco jams and a patridge inna pear tree.!
But wait! There’s more. Stitched in between the seven Leaf vinyl is all my favorite move clips, soundbytes, bongrips and Jeff Sessions anti-MJ PSAs.
Smile Jamaica 420 Follies:
Saturday, Apr. 22, 2017; 4-7 PM Mtn.
KRCL 90.9FM in SLC
krcl.org listen terrestrially and extraterrestrially
NASA says there is nothing to worry about, “near miss”, they say. I don’t believe them anymore than I believed the Presstitutes that told us Hillary Clinton had a 98.3% chance of winning the Presidency against the Cheetolini. Liar, liar pantsuit on fire
“You’ve got fake news in my alternative facts!”
All our space endeavors are meant for one thing. Planetary defense against Alien vengeance. Ronald Reagan created the Strategic Defense Initiative not to stop Putin’s KGB, but wanted to give the technology to the Soviet Union to coordinate Earth defenses alongside the Americans.
False Flag Alien Attack
So my advice?
Kiss your kids, call your parents, tell them you love them
Don’t pay your VISA bill yet
Say a prayer to the Skygod of your choosing
Ask the dinosaurs how their “near miss” with an Asteroid worked out for them.
KRCL is able to spin Smile Jamaica because of its Non-Profit license. That means 2 shows in the Spring and 2 in the Fall are devoted to listener pledges so I can get 60 months of creative roots and dubbers.
Since my livelihood is a sound editor, it is easy for me to hunker down in my own studio, The Secret Dubratory,
to craft what I call Digital Dubplates so I have weekly content (1 million minutes listened on Mixcloud!) on the Smile Jamaica Podcast.
April is Cannabliss!
Rita Marley – One Draw 12” Mix; Big Blunts vol. 1 (Tommy Boy) ‘81
Fun Boy Three – Farmyard Connection; Waiting (Chrysalis) ’81 – two farmers named Peter and Bob
Kid Loco – Here Comes the Munchies; Kill Your Darlings (Division One) 2001 mutant dub
Search Boys – Searchin’; Up in Smoke Soundtrack (Warner Bros.) ’78 Cheech & Chong on old Coasters R& B
I know it’s spring when I have to go to the pharmacy for that behind the counter Claritin D
Love that extra hour of daylight on Smile Jamaica
I am going through a home remodel and have packed up my records until my room addition is completed. As I pack I pull out gems.
Musical nostalgia. Most of the shops I stocked the Ark-Ives from are long gone. Everything else is pieced out as single items on ebay.
Bim Sherman Century bought for $20 from UK now fetches $1250 on ebay.
When I started collecting Reggae in the mid 80s, people would sell their entire black collection for seed money for these new novelty items: the compact disk. So I scooped up as much Reggae vinyl as Ronald Reagan’s student loan check would allow. Bargain basement price.
I have records I bought for $4 in perfect condition that sell for $400 now in lousy condition.
In 2017 of all ironies: The Compact Disks is going the way of the dodo and vinyl (and vinyl only Record Huts) are coming back.
Smile Jamaica Ark-ives: March 18, 2017 – highlights 54 sec.
Jennifer Lara – Rocking Tonight; Presenting Jennifer Lara (Studio One) ’81 JA vinyl
Africjam – Woman I Love; Instrumental Dub Reggae Music ’93 UK vinyl; Dub Album of the Hour
<Guiltiness riddim shower; 27 sec.>
Bob Marley & the Wailers – Guiltiness; Exodus (Tuff Gong) ’77 riddim shower (1) – vox
I Roy – Commandment Ten (Guiltiness); Ten Commandments (Virgin Front Line) ’80: riddim shower (2) – deejay