<UFOria on Smile Jamaica. Roswell UFO 71st Anniversary; 24 sec.>
Greetings,
Got my Ancient Aliens T Shirt on. Too hot to venture outside. As I type this, I am cool as a fool in Sunday school, pulling together UFOria 2.0.
Ancient Astronaut Theorist/Head of Trump’s Space Force
The infamous sequel to last year’s 70th anniversary of the Roswell UFO crash. Weather balloon my ass!
On or about July 2, 1947 a space ship crashed near Roswell, New Mexico. The local Army tried to squelch rumors of a downed ship.
But I have inside info….
Happy #Roswell#UFO Anniversary. July 2, 1947, a UFO crashed down. My bro in law had a sales territory in Roswell. Locals said the undertaker was told to bring 3 child size coffins to the air base. Who u believe? My 3rd hand info or the Government? Weather ballon my ass! #laienspic.twitter.com/MWZY3V6FTB
Why would anyone need coffins for a collapsed weather balloon? Hmm.
And what is the Ancient Sumerian/Anunnaki connection?
I often get asked by #UFO newbies regarding the connection between the #Anunnaki, mankind and #UFOs. This DVD would make a good primer for those who want to learn more. pic.twitter.com/f3dadQD1z3
So do not scoff and look to the skies. Lots of cameos celebrating all .things extra terrestrial. Aliens in the Bible Stories too. (Stairway to Heaven? Ramp to UFO!
Closen Encounters of the Third Kind – going up the Stairway to Heaven
Elton John. Livicated from Donald Trump to Kim Jong Un. Rolling Stones. Maybe the Carpenters? Nuff Reggae but tons of Mutant Dub
UFO + euphoria = UFOria.
Debuts this year will include Joe Cocker and Mr. Spock – Leonard Nimoy. On Smile Jamaica!
Live long and prosper!
<Leonard Nimoy debut on Smile Jamaica; 22 sec.>
Now that Giorgio Tsoukalos is Head of Donald Trump’s Space Force, you will be required to learn Astronaut Theory. Listen and learn.
<Space Force; 48 sec.>
Meet Donald Trump’s new Space Force Commander
Bless, Bobbylon
Minister of Lunar Agriculture – Space Dust Harvest
UFO-ria on Smile Jamaica. Get weightless and float on
Greetings,
Smile Jamaica Presents a lesson in Astro-Theology
On (or thereabouts) the 4th of July 1947, an Alien spacecraft crashed in Roswell, New Mexico. Smile Jamaica celebrates 3 hours of Alien stylee; 1 min. 16 sec.
Roswell Daily R soecord: July 9, 1947 – no doubt they crashed, so Extra Terrestrials are real
<Two stories on the date of the Roswell crash>
True story on Roswell:
My brother in law sells high tech pipe to agricultural, research labs, salsa manufacturers. He lives in Albuquerque but travels the length of New Mexico.
One day in Roswell he asked his customer about the 1947 UFO crash. Was it real or bullflop?
His customer said: the local mortuary owner, salt of the earth rural America. Veteran. Straight shooter. The Air Force came to him and asked him to provide 3 children’s size coffins.
“If that’s what he said, that’s how it happened”
Roswell 1947 – Do not scoff!
Look to the skies! Do not scoff!
bless, robt
Smile Jamaica’s Alien media consumption
Friday Nights
Ancient Aliens TV – Friday Nights on the History Channel. This explores the various connections between Earth’s history and Alien contact before there was recorded history.
<My love of Sumerian history led to UFO-ria; > 2 min 6 sec
Basically Aliens from Nibiru called Anunnaki (Those who came down from the sky) who came to Earth b/c we had the gold they needed for their ruined planet. They were essentially too lazy to mine the gold themselves so they created a race of humans to do the work. When the humans got too noisy, they were destroyed with a flood.
Click image for a better view of how Nibiru’s orbit intersects with Earth and the Sun
The 12th Planet Nibiru – 9 planets, Earth’s moon, the Sun, Nibiru. Elliptical orbit from outside the galaxy toward the Sun
Every 3600 years the orbit of Nibiru approaches earth: The Anunnaki drop their space ships to space ports in:
Sumer (lower Iraq)
Sinai (Egypt) – the pyramids are guide posts for entry
Baalbek (Syria)
Mohenjo Daro (Pakistan)
Humans mine the gold. Nibiru whips around the sun heading back out to the edge of our Universe, the ships go up and land on Nibiru for the journey home.
They will be back in 3440 AD.
2. Zecharia Sitchin
An Azerbaijani Jew who translated thousands of cuneiform texts that showed what we know from the Bible and Greek Mythology were actually much older from original source stories from Sumer.
His book series, Earth Chronicles, discusses these topics
Zecharia Sitchin – the original Astro Theologist7 volumes of Aliens on Earth. Stories from the Bible and Greek Mythology came after their Sumerian originals
What have I learned from my bingewatching and binge reading?
All those stories from the Bible and parts of stories from Greek Mythology, Iraqi A Thousand and One Nights, Hindi religious literature is all “plagiarized” from my ancestors the Sumerians (I am an Assyrian from that area on my mom’s side. Assyrians adapted from the Sumerian cosmology).
What is in the Bible or world literature that relates to Alien space travel?
The Anunnaki from Planet Nibiru rolling a spliff off the Tree of Life
Set 6:
David Bowie – Space Oddity; Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders From Mars (EMI) ‘72
Suns of Arqa – Erasmus Meets the Earthling; CD Single (Arka Sound) ’94 UK Hindidubbers
SoKo – I Thought I was an Alien; I Thought I was an Alien (Because) 2012 Fr. female singer
Doctor Pablo & the Dub Syndicate – Dr. Who?; On a Journey through Time & Space 10” EP (ON U Sound) 2015 UK mutant dub
RIP Starman
Set 7: Epic of Gilgamesh
Systemwide – Gilgmaesh; Live From the International Festival de Jazz de Montreal (BSI) July 7, 2002
<Gilgamesh, Utnapishtim, tessaracts and the snake from the Bible>
Dennis Alcapone – The Sky’s the Limit (Flying Machine); Guns Don’t Argue (Trojan)
Kingstonians – Come We Go Moonwalk; Sufferer (Attack) ‘70
WordSound I Powa – Intro; Live From Planet Crooklyn (ROIR) NYC dubbers
<Aliens searching for weed fields in their UFO; 9 sec.>
The Orb – U.F.Orb – U.F.Orb (Island) ’92 UK mutant dub
Epic of Gilgzmexh – first story written on cuneiform
Set 8
Audio Active – Adventures in Time & Space; Happy Happer (ON U Sound) Jah-pon dubbers
Flock of Seagulls –Spaceage Love Song; Flock of Seagulls (Zomba) ‘81
Prince Lincoln & the Royal Rasses – Spaceship; Natural Wild (United Artists) ’80 UK
Dubblestandart – Return From Planet Egalica; Are You Experienced (Collision) 2006 Austrian dubbers
Jah-ponese space hippies
Words of Wisdom:
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