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Smile Jamaica Ark-Ives: Jah-tober 10, 2022 – 33 Years of Smile Jamaica

Greetings,

<Autobiography of Reggae & 33 Years of  Smile Jamaica; 1 min. 56 sec.>

I ‘n’ I parents are Snowbirds. Winter and Spring in Arizona. Summer and Fall in Fort Benton, Montana. North Central Montana. Along the Highline.

Wheat fields, UFOs, and cattle mutilations

Since they are retired, and Fort Benton has more cows than people, they don’t have a lot to do.

Fort Benton is the birthplace of Montana. Founded in 1846, it is the longest inhabited township in the state. Before the railroads it was the farthest spot where steamboats could haul freight on the Missouri River. About 1200 people live there.

Floated the Missouri River many times, inner tubes, as a youth in Fort Benton

As you might expect, Fort Benton has several good museums and statues. Moms worked as a guide for visitors coming out of their Covid spiderholes after two years of lockdown: Canada, Czech Republic, Japan. France, she told stories to  them all.

One day a guy in his mid 50’s approached and introduced himself. Larry C was a classmate of mine. (1983, 36 students.)  He was a skinny kid with blond hair who kept to himself. Didn’t really interact much and hadn’t thought of him in about 40 years.

Then he said something incredible: “Does Bob do a radio show in Salt Lake City?” My Mom nearly fell out of her chair. Yes! Larry does some sort of work that takes him to Utah and by some higher serendipity, found I ‘n’ I doing Smile Jamaica.

Mom and I figured it was because I ‘n’ I do mention, quite often, about being from the land of “where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.”*

*Please don’t cancel me!

Fort Benton MT – site of the original 70’s cattle mutilations. Second biggest wheat producing county in America. #3 target when Putin launches his nukes. (Home of America’s Minutemen missiles). Home of the original Shep dog story.

The loyal dog who stayed at the train station awaiting his deceased master whose casket left by train

Now has a hemp processing plant which is the second biggest employer in town after the city. Also a dispensary now that Montana legalized the hippie lettuce!

Author was my high school Biology teacher

I tell this story about the legacy of 33 years of hosting Smile Jamaica, one of the longest running – if not THE longest running Reggae Show in America. A deejay in Florida had 30 plus years before he passed away. The killer Reggae show on KGNU – Boulder, Collierado, Reggae Bloodlines might be longer, but they have had multiple hosts.

Celebrating not a Milestone but a Smilestone! (14 sec.)

I was in The Pie Pizzeria by the U of U campus. They were playing KRCL. My roommate and I heard an ad for new volunteers on the community station that rules the nation! I ‘n’ I was trained and debuted end of June 1988: late Sunday/early Monday graveyard – 3 O’clock Roadblock.  (Like Smile Jamaica a Bob Marley jam). Learned the ropes. Entertained the select few night owls, cab drivers, cat burglars, insomniacs and graveyard workers.

Oct. 89, my Reggae mentor, John “Rutabaga” Reese invited me to co-host Smile Jamaica. Then, Sat. 1-4pm. Of course! Rutabaga left Summer of ’90 and I guess I’ll just stay until I ‘n’ I joins Jah’s Heavenly Choir.

 <How it all started: Smile Jamaica ’89; 77sec.>

My 45 was a gift from a generous listener!

So I’n’ I thought to celebrate 33 Years with the best recollection of albums and CDs I would have acquired those early years (1986 Black Uhuru Anthem LP to about ’90 prime time). I always knew on the vinyl which are the first, because I would write “Nelson” on round Avery labels and attach to the corner of the LP.

I quickly learned not to do that, because the adhesive on the stickers can leave a round stain on the vinyl, diminishing its value!

<Labeling records; 61 sec.>

Reggae archaeology: I ‘n’ I know the early years of collecting because I used to label all my vinyl with name on stickers. Don’t do that!

Conclusion: Something like Smile Jamaica: Same time, same host for a third of a century? In this chaotic era of failing newspapers, $44 billion for Twitter, podcasts and streaming. It is pretty impressive to be something stable from the Dinosaur Media/Legacy Media era.

I always joke, me and The Simpsons, the only things that don’t change. Sunday Night FOX. Saturday Afternoons – Smile Jamaica

Selah!

bless, Bobbylon

Smile Jamaica Ark-ives: Jah-tober 8, 2022 – 33 Years of Reggae Vinyl

Set 1:

  • Black Uhuru – What Is Life; Anthem (Island) ’84 US/UK
  • UB40 –  Present Arms in Dub; Present Arms in Dub (DEP) ’81 UK dub album of the hour
  • The Abyssinians – Forward on to Zion; Forward (Alligator) ‘82 Chicago blues label
  • Judy Mowatt – Just a Stranger Here; Mellow Mood (Ashandan) ’75 JA
  • Big Youth – Get On Up; Rock Holy (Nichola Delita) ’80 JA
  • Jah Lion – Colombia Colly; Colombia Colly (Mango) ’76 UK/US 4:20 Cannabis Service Announcement
  • Bingy Bunny – Coca-Cola Bad Boy; 12” (12 Star) ’80 JA
Not the first album in the Ark-Ive, but the one that made I ‘n’ I a Reggae Fanatic!

Set 2:

  • Johnny Nash – Stir It Up; I Can See Clearly Now (CBS) ’72 US Bob Marley cover
  • Culture – Iron Sharpen Iron; Africa Stand Alone (April) ’78 JA
  • Dennis Brown – Spellbound; Spellbound (Joe Gibbs) ’80 FL
  • Bam Bam – Stop the War;  EP ’85 LA – Roots Dawta pic sleeve
  • Third World – Now That We’ve Found Love; 12” (Island) ’85 UK pic sleeve
Bob Marley worked as a songwriter for pop singer. Quit and went back to the Wailers to give us Catch a Fire and Burnin’

Set 3:

  • Dambala – I Nation Time; Azania (Dada Music) ’83 UK
  • Lee “Scratch” Perry – Roast Fish, Collie Weed & Cornbread; Roast Fish Collie Weed & Cornbread (Upsetter) ’78 JA
  • Babatunde Tony Ellis – No Place to Run Sweden; No Place to Run (MNW) ’79 Sweden
  • Sheila Hylton – Breakfast in Bed; 12” (Ballistic) ’79 UK Dusty Springfield cover
  • Dr. Alimantado – In the Mix; In the Mix (Keyman) ’85 dub album of the hour
Roast fish, Collie Weed, Cornbread – 3 major food groups

Set 4:

  • Kwame – Hellhounds on My Trail; Follow I (Polydor) ’80 US
  • Louise Bennett – Color Bar; Woman Talk (Heartbeat) ’86 Cambridge, MA; female dub poet collection
  • Misty in Roots; Wandering Wanderer; 12”  (People Unite) ’81 UK
Been tracking this Roots Dawta dub poetry collection over the past month or so

Set 5:

  • Musical Youth – Pass the Dutchie; 12” EP (MCA) ’82 UK

<#2 after Peter Tosh, cassette – Spring 1983; 21 sec.>

  • The Upsetters feat. The Heptones – Zions Blood; Super Ape (Mango) ’76 US/UK Lee “Scratch” Perry/Black Ark prod’n
  • Hortense Ellis – Sweetheart; Dance. Hall Session (Studio One/RAS) ’87 DC
  • Mighty Diamonds – Pass the Knowledge; 12” (Music Works) ’82 JA
Spring ’83 on cassette: #2 addition out of about 1 million items in the Smile Jamaica Ark-Ives

Set 6: Wailers Family Tree

  • Bob Marley & the Wailers – Buffalo Soldiers; Legend (Island) ’83 US/UK – E.T. Thorngren rmx: Wailers Family Tree
  • Peter Tosh – No Sympathy; This Is Reggae Music vol. 3 (Island) ’72 comp. original mix
  • Marcia Griffiths – Tell Me Now; Marcia At Studio One (Studio One) ’80 JA
  • Bunny Wailer – Serious Thing; 12” (Solomonic) ’86 JA
Original pressings had 80’s synth remixes. Which have not aged well, unfortunately.

Set 7:

  • Ziggy Marley & the Melody Makers – 666; Hey World! (EMI America) ’86 US
  • Papa Kojie & Blue Riddim –  Nancy Reagan Re-Election Remix; 12” EP (ORA International) ’85 UK pic sleeve
  • John Holt – Police in Helicopter; Police in. Helicopter (Greensleeves) ’82 UK herbtune
  • Sharon Black – Love Is Overdue; 12” (Clintones) early 80’s Gregory Isaacs cover
“She sit pon the lap of Mr. T, while her husband plans World War III”

Set 8:  Mutant Dub

  • Dub Syndicate – The Show Is Coming; Tunes From the Missing Channel (ON U Sound) ’84 UK
  • Singers & Players feat. Sister P – Holy Scripture; Vacuum Pumping (ON U Sound) ’81 UK
  • The Clash feat. Mikey Dread – Crooked Beat; Sandinista! (Epic) ’80 UK
  • Keith Levene – If 6 Was a 9; Keith Levene’s Violent Oppostion EP (Taang!) ’88 UK Jimi Hendrix cover
  • Bim Sherman – Golden Locks; Across the Red Sea (ON U Sound) ’82 UK
  • Benjamin Zephaniah – Big Boys Don’t Make Girls Cry; 12” (Upright) ’84 UK pic sleeve; dub poet
Crooked Beat would make a great Reggae or Mutant Dub Radio Show name

Words of Wisdom:

Smile Jamaica Ark-Ives June 5, 2021 – Beware the Mainstreaming of UFO’s!

Because they’re here! And they are coming!

Greetings,

You heard it here first….on a community radio Reggae program of all places!

On June 25, 2021, Congress is going  to announce a reckoning on UFO’s and their obvious legitimacy.

No more bullshit about weather balloons,  swamp gas or ball lightning.

The gaslighting ends and the truth will emerge. Selah!

Doesn’t get any more mainstream than USA Today

Joe Rogan doesn’t scoff!

Ever since Pres. Eisenhower was whisked up into a space craft in 1954, the American government has known and held back the truth. UFO’s piloted by Extra Terrestrials have emerged since the world achieved nuclear weapons.

Apparently, no more lame denials. Prepare yourself that we are not alone.

What’s that you say? Another tin foil conspiracy from binging on Ancient Aliens eps during the Covid Lockdown?

Au contraire. How about the Washington Post.   

Ike was supposed to go golfing and then slipped his security detail. He went up into an alien spacecraft and signed an intergalactic treaty.  He claimed to have had a “dental emergency”. Why no Secret Service?

Basically in return for advanced technology like velcro, teflon,  GPS, aerial stealth/anti-radar and Tang, the aliens would have free range to probe (humans) and mutilate (cattle).

Alien technology

I ‘n’ I was getting cross eyed with my bredrin Aquaboy and he mentioned an article in The New Yorker, of all places: The U.FO. Papers

Here is the teaser on the cover:

For decades, believers have felt that evidence of alien visitations has been dismissed by the U.S. government. With formation of an official task force, is the Pentagon taking flying saucers seriously?

It is basically the story of UFO investigator Leslie Kean and her trials and tribulations sifting out the unexplained from the hoaxes and disinformation. How the Pentagon resisted any Congressional oversight and tried to quash the Unidentified Aerial Phenomena* being reported and filmed with alien, infrared technology, by US Naval Pilots.

* Unidentified Flying Objects

UFO researcher Leslie Kean

Called Tic Tacs, from the capsule shaped breath mint, the rate of speeds these crafts could achieve would have sucked a human pilot’s spine out of his asshole. Now that’ a probin’!

 

The geriatrics at 60 Minutes did a UAP study.  British paper, the Telegraph, has also done stories. But hang on a second.

I think it was either Bob Marley or Woody Allen who said that “I ‘n’ I don’t want to be in a club that would have me as a member.”

Now that UAPhoria(?). Nah, now that UFOria is mainstream. When even the old codgers who watch 60 Minutes are coming aboard, I’m suspicious.

RT is a regular source I ‘n’ I go to for Alien runnings. Maybe because Russia’s leader looks like an alien: Vladimir Putin.

Australian blogger, Caitlin Johnstone, offers a caution.

The crescendo of UAP/UFO legitimacy has an ulterior motive. It is to show that the American military is incapable of defending us from these Tic Tacs and thus needs trillions more for weapons development.

Washington Post, Pravda on the Potomac, and all the rest love war. Congress loves military aid to their districts.  If the New York Times is for it, you should scoff. Their admission of alien space craft has more to do with China and Russia.

Wars and rumors of war. Dempublican or Republicrat, it never ends. As Keith Poppin laments, “Same Things For Breakfast”

And as I ‘n’ I read in the New Yorker article. All the discussion was on the crafts themselves. Not who or what is behind piloting these UAP’s. So I think that is what is being missed.

<Smile Jamaica: UFO’s and Christopher Columbus>

What is gonna happen when they touch down in our fields, parks and dispensaries? They are gonna drop down right on the White House lawn. And we will have to take it.

Are people gonna be fixated on the craft they arrived in? Do you think the Native Americans who greeted Columbus at Plymouth Rock in his three ships the Nino, Pinto and the Santa Clara*

*Listener emailed me who didn’t get my joke from Animal House: “Did America give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

Do you think the Taino tribe who first encountered Columbus in what is today the Bahamas were fixated on the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria – his three ships?

No, they were in wonderment at these strange men with four legs (on horseback) and wooly faced encased in a shiny shell.

Well, we better be ready for the same experience. “Who are these little green people with bulbous eyes, long fingers, and teardrop heads?”

Let us hope the Aliens are a tad more benevolent to the “natives” than the conquistadors were to the indigenous peoples of the New World.

Don’t forget, Eisenhower sold us out for probes and mutilations. Doesn’t bode well. For I’n’ I.

Let’s hope the Aliens are “probing” us not for malicious intent, but because of our weed.

<Unidentified Aerial Phenomena kinda cloudy!; 19 sec.>

Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon kinda cloudy!

bless, Bobbylon

Smile Jamaica June 5, 2021 playlist

Set 1:

  • Aswad – Hey Jah Children; Babylon (EMI) ’80 Soundtrack
  • Kiddus I  – A Prayer; Kiddus I Inna de Yard (Maskasound) 2007 acoustic
  • Barrington Levy – Teach Me Culture; Teach Me Culture (Live & Learn) ‘83
  • The Selecter – My Collie; Out on the Streets (Receiver) ’91 live ska herbtune
  • The Silvertones – Take a Little Love; Rare Reggae Grooves From Studio One (Heartbeat/Studio One) ‘79

Set 2:

  • Toots Hibbert – Freedom Train; Toots in Memphis (Mango) ‘88
  • Benjamin Zephaniah – History; Us an Dem (Mango) ’90 UK dub poet
  • Nora Dean – Ay, Ay, Ay; Grounation: The Indomitable Spirit of Rastafari (Nascente) ‘80
  • Big Youth – A Luta Continua; A Luta Continua (Heartbeat) ’85 “the struggle continues”
  • Burning Spear – Lion; Man in the Hills (Mango) ‘76
  • Culture – Mister Music + Version; Nighthawk Recordings (Nighthawk) ’82 unreleased
Damn you Covid!

Set 3:

  • Desmond Dekker – Reggae Recipe; Rockin’ Steady (Rhino) early 60’s
  • Souljah Fyah – Positive Vibe; Souljah Fyah (Souljah Fyah) 2010 Edmonton Canada w/ female vox
  • Dennis Brown – Concrete Castle King; Visions (Shanachie) ‘81
  • Eek a Mouse – Operation Eradication; Wa Do Dem (Greensleeves) anti-ganja plan in JA
  • Freddie McGregor – Push Comes to Shove; All in the Same Boat (RAS) ‘87
  • We Roots – Universal Speakers; We Roots (Catch Me Time) 2012? SoCal roots dawtas

Set 4: Rockers do Reggae

  • Ben Harper – With My Own Two Hands; CD Single (Virgin) 2003
  • Yesca – Searchin’; Up in Smoke Soundtrack (Warner Bros.) ’78 Coasters cover/herbtune
  • Cyril Neville – Spirits in the Material World; Spirits in the Material World (Shanachie) 2008 The Police/Sting covers
  • Eddy Grant – Can’t Get Enough; Going For Broke (Portrait) ’84 Barbados
  • Fishbone – Cholly; In Your Face (Colombia) ’86 LA ska/funk
  • Eric Clapton – Swing Low Sweet Chariot; There’s One in Every Crowd (RSO) ’75 Reggae spiritual cover
  • Bobby & the Midnites – Book of Rules; Bobby & the Midnites (Arista) ‘81 Heptones cover
  • Sinead O’Connor – Rivers of Babylon; Theology (Koch) 2007 Melodians cover

Set 5: Wailers Family Tree

  • Bob Marley & the Wailing Wailers – Stir It Up; Wail ‘N Soul ‘M Singles (JAD) ’67 
  • 3rd & 4th Generation aka Peter Tosh & the Soul Mates – Rudies Medley; Arise Blackman (Trojan) ’71 (Punch A side) comp.
  • Judy Mowatt – King of Kings; Only a Woman (Shanachie) ‘82
  • Ziggy Marley & the Melody Makers – Mama; Joy and Blues (Virgin) ‘93
  • Bunny Wailer – Armagideon; Blackheart Man (Mango) ‘76
  • Solomonic Reggae-stra – Armageddon Dub; Dubd’sco vol. 1 (Solomonic) ‘78

Set 6: UFOria

  • The Toyes – Waiting For the Aliens; Strange Animals (CD Tunes) ’99 LA
  • Steppenwolf – Magic Carpet Ride (Smile Jamaica Destroy All Humans Rmx)
  • Root 1 – Roots Rocket;  Root 1; Austin Texas
  • Nina Hagen – UFOs; Nunsexmonkrock (Columbia) ’82 Germany
  • Derrick Morgan – Do the Moon Hop; Doing the Moonwalk (Trojan) ‘69
  • Devin the Dude – Zeldar; Just Tryin’ ta Live (Rap-a-Lot) 2002 hip hop