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Day 19 Cannabis Service Month: Smile Jamaica’s 20th Annual Cannabis Service Show

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Greetings,

Getting Red I (I mean ready) for Smile Jamaica’s 20th Annual Cannabis Service Show

For the next 3 hours it will include trying to “pack” about 350 songs into 35 rinsed out on air; at most;

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Smile Jamaica 420 Ark-Ives 2014 edition: 20th Cannabis Service Show

Including canna-spired soundbytes, movie clips, Reefer Madness cautionary PSA’s and Jah knows what else.

This show is either my highest (no pun or maybe pun intended) show or the lowest.  Either way it’s on. Gonna celebrate some free speech while we still can in this country.

To quote Dry and Heavy: “Whenever I get low I get high”

I will link the Ark-Ive here and on Mixcloud for pot-sterity, I mean posterity.

Plus tomorrow at 4:20 AM start your easter celebration right with Smile Jamaica’s What Is Mutant Dub? Episode 4: Space Dust.

4 hours and 20 minutes of Mutant Dub at 4:20 AM on 4/20. Linked here on the Smile Jamaica blog and Mixcloud

I always start these annual 420 shows with Jah Woosh – Marijuana World Tour

I also play Sly & the Revolutionaries – Black Ash Dub as my Dub Album of the Week. Which has all the great Jah Thomas soundbytes like “Pass me the Rizla, pass me the herb”.

From Jah Woosh:

The Marijuana World Tour taking you to the four corners of the Earth. Buying and smoking the herb and the products there of.

My World Tour starts in Hong Kong where I met a lickle Chinaman. He gimme some opium. Then I trod forth to a place called Pakistan and there I met a lickle Paki man. Him gimme Paki Black

Taking you to the four corners of the Earth. My World Tour takes you to: Germany, Holland, Lebanon, Colombia, England, Thail and Jamaica.

And my World Tour still continues

One Love

bless, robt

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Day 17 Cannabis Service Month: Smile Jamaica’s 4 hr 20 min @ 4:20 AM, 4/20/2014 Easter Sunday

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Greetings,

I bet I am up and at ’em before any of you readers take the tykes out for any Easter Egg Hunt.

So my 4 hr 20  min Mutant Dub Herb Special is finished. Magnum Dopus!

So I’ve rinsed out 50 plus tracks from around the globe. Starts with my favorite Weedstepper Soom T and ends with the Bush Doctor Peter Tosh dubadelic  10″ pic sleeve  vinyl mix from Record Store Day a few years ago.

Here’s how your Holiday Weekend works: Good Friday, Record Store Day Saturday, Easter Sunday, Easter Monday

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I will hit send on the Interwebs this Sunday 4/20 at 4:20 AM at the Smile Jamaica Mixcloud page as well as here

Mutant Dub Files: Episode 4 – Space Dust. 260 minutes of Seven Leaf mixed with heavyweight dub

For once I don’t say a word. Just herbal meditations and Canna-bass

Here’s the Straight Dope:

  • Bong – 4
  • Collie – 1
  • Dope – 4
  • Flavors – 2 High Grade, Lebanese Blonde,
  • Ganja – 1
  • Growing/Farming – 1
  • Hemp – 1
  • Herb – 4
  • High/Stoned – 4
  • Legalize – 3
  • Lifestyle – 5
  • Marijuana – 3
  • Police/Arrested – 2
  • Rizla/Rolling – 3
  • Sensimilla – 4
  • Spliff – 2Weed – 3

 Countries/Places:

  • Brazil: 1
  • Brooklyn: 2
  • France: 1
  • Jah-cago: 1
  • Jah-maica: 2
  • Jah-many: 3
  • Jah-pon: 5
  • Jah-scow, Scotland: 3
  • Jah-stria: 2
  • Jah-suchusetts: 1
  • Los Jahngeles: 2
  • Ska-dinavia: 1
  • UK: 21
  • US: 4
  • Wash’n DC: 3

“See ya” or more like “hear me” Sunday AM and have this Dub Episode for your Soundtrack as you celebrate early and often

bless, robt

<Easter Dinner 2014; 1 min of Grace>

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Day 16 Cannabis Service Month: Collie-rado & Washington plus…?

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Greetings,

“Legalize it, I will advertise it.” Two states down, 48 to go.

  • 48. Idaho
  • 49. Wyoming
  • 50. Utah

The prohibition against Cannabis is much like saying the earth is flat. There is absolutely no compelling reason to keep this plant illegal much less the stone age (no pun) sentences handed down for a lickle stalk o’sensi grooming in your pocket. (Black Uhuru)

I remember the T shirt from back in the Reagan “Just Say No” Era about the DEA: “One seed is all we need to make you bleed.”

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  • Deaths from cigarettes: 480,000 per year (1 in every 5 American deaths)
  • Deaths from alcohol: 88,000 per year
  • Deaths from narcotics: 40,000 of which 60% are from prescription opioids like Oxycontin
  • Deaths from marijuana consumption: 0 for all of mankind’s history

WTF? When I did radio interviews at KRCL on their listener call in program, Radioactive,  I did several shows devoted to harm reduction and the cruelty and downright racism of the drug war.

You would have thought that all these baby boomers who lit up in the 60s would have come to fruition and at least decriminalized the Seven Leaf as they sunset into retirement. (I guess all of the politicians in Washington, DC were in their dorm rooms playing with their slide rules while all the other hippies were having fun and wasting their lives.)

Obama practically claims he invented hot boxing as a youth in Hawaii and now as a lame duck he won’t even reschedule Cannabis so it can be studied for the plant’s effects; good or bad. Lame indeed. In Reggae there is a saying, “Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies”.

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Every journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. The unthinkable happened when Colorado and Washington legalized it in 2012 despite legislative hostility and veiled threats.

The world didn’t collapse. Society didn’t implode. There weren’t murders and dead bodies strewn on the highways.

<Marijuana Killer of Youth PSA 1 min>

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In fact Collie-rado made a nice score of 3.5 million on their 25% cut of the haul since Jan. 1. Crime didn’t go up. Tourism is increasing. Marijuana consumption and sales are going to become boringly routine. No more skulking about waiting for the man over an 8 track of schwag. You stop at the liquor store for a sixer or bottle of wine and then head to Weedmart for your smoke. How civilized.

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The next two election cycles are going to see more states at least attempt to legalize it in addition to about a dozen others who have some level of medical marijuana laws pending or passed

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Alaska, Arizona, Collie-fornya, Nevada, Oregon, Maine, Hashachusetts, Montana, Rhode Island and Vermont.

Collie-rado and Washington succeeded, in large part, because they promoted Cannabis as safer than alcohol. Or, “let’s tax it and regulate it just like alcohol”.  In my opinion, those strategies are better because of their honest intent.

Citizens and politicians who don’t smoke want to think that responsible use will not come at a societal price. And local government entities, who have been slammed by the Great Recession, are looking for ways to fill the coffers now that the bubbles have burst. 15% excise tax and 10% sales tax are winning arguments.

The medical defense is more of a sticky wicket since so much of Cannabis health effects (or lack of harmful effects) are “conjecture”. Prohibition has made it so difficult for American universities and health agencies to actually conduct double blind studies. Incrementalism is fine but that grey area leaves casual users in limbo and seems to undermine the “intent” of the laws. It’s “medicinal” seems cynical and dishonest to non-users.

Legalization cuts the Gordian Knot and makes it easier to vote up or down on the merits of state regulation and clear cut rules of possession and consumption.

My Mom voted for Montana’s medical marijuana law. I asked her to vote for legalization if it comes up in 2014. She said, “If that’s the only way you will come home more often, I will vote yes.”

Here’s where I go for the Sensi Scorecard of: what’s up, polls, handicapping potential and anecdotal information.

Jon Walker of firedoglake.com writes a near daily posting called Just Say Now that will keep you informed of the progress of the Seven Leaf at the polls. Smile Jamaica approved!

If half of those states say yes (and the polling is looking good most everywhere; upper 40% and many states over 50%), legalization will be a regional phenomenon in the West, Mountain West and Northeast.

If California says yes, (the 8th largest economy in the world), the walls are gonna come tumbling down pretty much everywhere until we get a Federal Law. Selah!

My only fear is: what will the the total end of Cannabis prohibition do to the quality and quantity of my precious herbtunes?

bless, robt

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From the back of a Rolling Stone ad I saw as a youth

 

Day 15 Cannabis Service Month: “Bob Marley smoked 100 spliffs a day! 100 spliffs a day mon”

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(Clip from Bob Marley’s funeral)

 Greetings,

I was cratedigging last weekend and swung by the magazine rack. Something caught my eye and I nearly wet myself.

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Whenever I go to Jah-buquerque to see my Sister and family, we go to a local cafe for breakfast. They used to have a whole wall devoted to magazines. I liked that because they had The Beat magazine: a Reggae and World Music mag that I wrote Mutant Dub reviews for in the mid to late 90s. I’d grab a copy off the wall and point out my review to my fams.

So we pop in last month and boom: All the magazines were deemed redundant when everyone reads content for free on their gadget. They apologized to the evolution to more seats with plugins.

How does a perennial magazine like Rolling Stone move units in that environment? One way is to release issues for collectors of “artifacts”. Those of us dwindling consumers who want a physical memento as opposed to a utilitarian digital object.

Don’t get me wrong. I love my iPod. I have to have something to listen to from my car in the parking lot to my office and back. But very little of the music I play on Smile Jamaica comes digital born. It’s vinyl at home, CDs in the car and office.

I seriously average between 4-8 hours of active listening per day. Every day. Being a librarian I keep lists everywhere. I have 50,000 songs on my iTunes. And those are albums I listened to on headphones before I rip them and move them to playlists: herb tunes, UFO, Marley Tributes, Occupy Wall Streeet, Rockers doing Reggae. But it’s 99% physicality for surety! It was “rinsed out” on vinyl or aluminum (isn’t that what cds are made of?)

When I get iTunes gift cards at Holiday time, I mainly buy Dubstep 12″s I can’t find locally that I read about in Mixmag. 

There are diehards who want the cd (or better yet vinyl), magazines, actual books, magazines, comic books and music scores. There is something to be said for small scale catering to niche markets of collectors and people who want to give their eyes a break from the cathode ray nipple.

Rolling Stone has released several theme based issues devoted to the stalwarts like The Beatles, Dylan, Rolling Stones. Collections of stories and photos from the magazine on glossy page stock.

It is meant to drive even subscribers to reach for their wallet.  (And I have a lifetime subscription to Rolling Stone. That is my next article for KUER Music).

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If you dig the magazine Wax Poetics (and you should if you don’t), it is very reminiscent of that attention to a better quality page than magazine glossy slicks.

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The Marley Special Collection issue is top rank.

  • How Bob Marley Changed the World
  • An Encounter With the Legend; excerpt of Bob’s first cover story Aug. 12, ’76; 4 months before he was nearly assassinated in Jamaica
  • Visiting Bob Marley’s Jamaica musical travelogue of the Island
  • Living Legacy: 5 of Bob’s 11 children reflect and share memories of their father.

Plus the obligatory Top 50 Songs and artist reflections. Before I read the magazine, I ventured a guess at what would be judged Bob Marley‘s #1 song. My guess came in at #3.

70 high quality photos in color and black and white.

And since this is  Cannabis Service Month. The “toker’s tally” of those 70 is 4:

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Now you see him in action, let’s hear a lickle draw of Bob in service to the Seven Leaf

bless, robt

<Smile Jamaica’s Marley Mini Marijuana Mix 2min>

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Day 14 Cannabis Service Month: Mutant Dub A-Zed for Zombie

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Greetings,

In America we say A-Z. Across the pond they say A-Zed. Day 14 of Smile Jamaica’s Cannabis Service Month is a foreshadowing of the Sunday 4/20 show at 4:20 AM of 4 hours and 20 minutes in Canna-bass sounds.

<Soundbyte: What’s Yer 420? 1 min Smile Jamaica Ganja Choir>

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Here is what you can expect to hear with 4 hours and 20 minutes online at Mixcloud (linked here of course) and the last half hour of this Saturday’s edition of Smile Jamaica: 90.9FM KRCL. krcl.org. 4-7 PM Mtn. Time

Mutant Dub Herb Warriors World Tour: A-Z

  • #s:  2 Bad Card – Weed Specialist; Hustling Ability (ON U Sound) UK
  • A : Audio Active – Free the Marijuana; We Are Audio Active – Tokyo Space Cowboys (ON U Sound) Jah-pon “Just turn up the maximum…higher….Higher….HIGHER!!!!”
  • B : Brooklyn Jungle Sound System – Sensi Man (the Ghetto Theatre Proudly Presents the Further Adventures of); Black Rose Liberation (Baraka Foundation) Dr. Israel’s collective out of Brooklyn, NYC
  • C : Creation Rebel – The Dope; Psychotic Jonkanoo (Statik) early ON U Sound: He who traffics in dope will hang by a rope 
  • D: Digitaldubs – Liga Legalise; #1 (ROIR); Brazil
  • E: Martin EZ – Light It Up; Babylon Central Soundtrack (ESL)
  • F: Future Pigeon – The Mummy; Echodelic Sounds of Future Pigeon (Record Collection) Los Jahn-geles, Collie-fornya “Roll a lickle spliff wif d’papyrus! Smoking Sensemeenia inna Mesopotamia!”

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  • G: Groove Corporation feat. Dillinger – Cocaine in My Brain; Remixes From the Elephant House (Guidance) UK
  • H: Headcornerstone – Hot Like Fire (Groove Corporation Rmx); King Size Dub Chapter Nine (Echo Beach) Jah-many
  • I: Barry Isaac – Mr. Calliman; 10″ (Reggae on Top) UK
  • J: Jahtarian Dubbers – International Farmer; Jahtarian Dubbers vol. 2 (Jahtari); Peter Broggs Roots original; Jah-many
  • K: Kenny Knots & Bush Chemists – Good Sensimilla; Gimme De Music (Conscious Sounds) UK
  • L: Lazyboy TV – The Manual (Chapter 4); Lazyboy TV (Universal)

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  • M: Major Lazer feat. Mr. Evil & Mapei – Mary Jan; Guns Don’t Kill People…Lazers Do (Mad Decent) Jimmy Cliff? No! Jimmy Spliff
  • O: Overproof Sound System feat. Cheshire Cat – The Herb; Nothing to  Proove (sic) (Different Drummer) UK
  • P: Pama International – Evening Time; Float Like a Butterfly (Asian Man) UK

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  • S: Earl 16 – Herbman Corner; Steppin’ Out (WEA)
  • T: Thievery Corporation – Lebanese Blonde; Mirror Conspiracy (ESL) Washington, DC “too low to find my way, too high to wonder why”

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  • V: Venus Vibes – Cannabis; Pro Cannabis 3 (Dope Dreams) Jah-many
  • W: Word Sound I Powa – Puro Malo; Live From Planet Crooklyn (ROIR) NYC
  • Z: Zion Train – Healing of the Nation; CD Single (Universal Egg) UK 

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I’m short a few letters but have all the Continents represented but Antarctica

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Anyone Sprechen sie Hanf? Makes no Sensi to me

bless, robt

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Day 10 Cannabis Service Month: Progress Report of Mutant Dub 4/20 Digital Dubplate Canna-bass Show

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Greetings,

Qannabis? No Canna-bass!

That wobbly stack of disks is what I have left to “harvest” (ha ha) to my exclusive online-only Mixcloud Digital Dubplate Show: 420 Canna-bass!

What Is Mutant Dub? Episode 4: Space Dust

4 hours and 20 minutes on 4/20 at 4:20 AM.

  • Rise ‘n’ Shine!
  • Wake ‘n Bake!
  • Wake the Town ‘n’ Tell the People!

With a week to go, I have rinsed out 197 minutes of a total (4 x 60 plus 20, by my liberal arts math, that adds up to…) 260 minutes of acoustic levitation inna Herbal meditation!

63 minutes plus cannabinoidal soundbytes to go. Selah!

Here’s a little “nugg’s” worth, free sample:

<Mutant Dub Herb Show: Space Dust clip; 6 min>

bless, robt

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Gremlins in the mix: Alas, no Ark-Ive for Apr. 12, Smile Jamaica

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Greetings,

Curses, foiled again!

Wanted to Ark-Ive yesterday’s edition of Smile Jamaica. Terrible signal quality in the digital file, so I had to discard it.

I suspect a conspiracy by the dark forces arrayed against the Seven Leaf.  (20 of the 28 Roots & Dub selections from yesterday’s show were pot propaganda).

Usually I spend Sunday chopping up sound files and stripping out the commercial interruptions during the day prior’s broadcast of Smile Jamaica. Gonna post Ark-Ive Editions here (see Tab above) as well as at Mixcloud

I guess I have to do my taxes instead. Below is the Playlist, at least. You can read it like I read the Major League box scores in the papers.

Next Saturday: “4 score and 20 bongrips ago” . I  got 1 score of years devoted to Cannabliss. …

It’s Smile Jamaica’s 20th Annual Cannabis Service Show; 4-7 PM, Mtn. Time. 90.9FM in Utah and krcl.org online.

Let’s hope for better luck next Saturday. Jah guide!

Before my head hits the pillow this evening, my Federal Taxes will be nice and printed. My Utah State form will be nice and printed. Then tomorrow morning all I haffe  do is skank on over to the Post Office and buy one of those stamp thingees.

Now under what pile of Cds in the Smile Jamaica Ark-Ive did I stash that effing W-2?

Fi-yah burn!

bless, robt

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Smile Jamaica Playlist; Apr. 12, 2014

4:00-7:00 PM

Ras Michael & the Sons of Negus – Sip Your Cup; Rally Round (Shanachie) ’85 nyahbinghi herb tune

Marcia Griffiths – Feel Like Jumping; Naturally (Shanachie)

10 Ft. Ganja Plant – Rooftop Duel; 10 Deadly Shots vol. II (ROIR) 2012 Dub Album of the Week

Aswad – Ethiopian Rhapsody; Aswad (Mango) ’76 UK roots group Aswad = ‘black’ in Amharic, Arabic; instrumental

Pato Banton – Give Me Oil; Mad Professor Captures Pato Banton (Ariwa) ’85 UK

Pablo Paul – Don’t Dope; 12” (Kingston Connexion); 4:20 Cannabis Service Announcement

Black Slate – Legalise Collie Herb; Amigo: The Best of Black Slate (Ensign); UK dubble dose of herbs

Israel Vibration – Feelin’ Irie; Got to Move (RAS); triple herbs; ***End of Set 1

John Holt – Police and Helicopter; 12” (Holt); herb tune with police siren effect

Max Romeo – Wet Dream; Pray For Me (Trojan); best of set. Riddim Shower (1): vox

Dave Barker – Wet Version; Monkey Spanner (Trojan); Riddim Shower (2): Deejay

Sister Carol – Wicked Collie; Jah Disciple (RAS) ’89; herb tune; ***End of Set 2

Bob Marley & the Wailers – Natural Mystic; Live Forever (Tuff Gong); first song of last concert: Sept. 23, 1980; Stanley Theatre – Pittsburgh, PA

Althea & Donna – Jah Music; Uptown Top Ranking (Virgin) ’78; deejay duo

Sugar Minott – Strictly Sensi; 12” (Livity); ***End of Set 3

Lone Ranger – Ganja Man; To the Top (Studio One) JA Vinyl is Vital herb set

Teddy Brown – Get Stoned; 12” (Eruption)

Crucial Bee – Cutting Up Sensi; Just a Sting (All Starr) US Virgin Islands

Lovindeer – Free the Marijuana; De Blinkin’ Bus (TSOJ) ’78 JA

Peter Tosh – Legalize It; Dealing With the Shytstem (bootleg); Live at the Roxy, Los Jahn-geles, Collie-fornya; ***End of Set 4

Peter Tosh – Vampire (Demo); Equal Rights (Columbia/Legacy); ‘77dubble disk rarity

Al Campbell – Collie Herb; 12” (Jah Life); herbtune ***End of Set 5

The Toyes – Smoke Two Joints; The Toyes (CD Tunes) ’96 herbtune; request

African Head Charge – Take Heed and Smoke Up Your Collie Weed; King Size Dub: ON U Sound Special (Echo Beach); mutant dub herb tune

Sugar Dee – High Grade; 12” (Know Thyself); mutant dub herb tune; ***End of Set 7

Reuben da Silva – Sensi Skank; 12” (Reggae Roast)

Dub Unit feat. Speng Bong – Ganjaman (Cubiculo)

Dubkasm feat. Levi Roots – Sensimilla Addict; 12” (Dubkasm); Horace Ferguson

Jah Mason – Brain Food; 12” (King Dubbist)

Day 9 Cannabis Service Month: A Rare Photo of the Smile Jamaica Ark-Ive

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Greetings,

I grew up collecting comic books and baseball cards. Having a radio show for 25+ years gives me the necessary “excuse” to collect Reggae.

Like my mom who collects beanie babies, I collect and seek out herb tunes. In the same way an art collector doesn’t need to be able to paint to know and enjoy art, same with I on collecting and curating herb tunes for the Smile Jamaica Ark-Ives.

The above photo is a portion of the herb tunes wing  of the Smile Jamaica Reggae Ark-Ive. (Ark as in Black Ark)

Smile Jamaica 90.9FM KRCL.org. Saturdays 4-7 PM Mtn.

In a 3 hour show every third Saturday in April, near 4/20, I rent a Uhaul, (well not really, but…), and pack in 2 60 CD Suitcases; a 30 CD Suitcase for Mutant Dub cannabliss; a crate of vinyl for LP’s , a red carry case of 45’s, a Rasta bag for 10″s & 12″s plus my trusty red vinyl cleaning mitt and a partridge inna pear tree.

Most 3 hour Ark-Ive editions of Smile Jamaica average 30-35 songs. The secret stash from that photo is probably 250.

I have at least 800 herb tunes in the Ark-Ive including 1 digital that I wrote about for KUER Music: Jim Stafford’s “Wildwood Weed”.

bless, robt

<Cannabis: The Healing of the Nation, 4 min>

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Day 7 Cannabis Service Month: Smile Jamaica’s “Excellence in Kaya-tude”. Johnny Osbourne

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Greetings,

Smile Jamaica presents the award “Excellence in Kaya-tude” to Johnny Osbourne for his herb tune “Mushroom” off his album Fally Lover.

The crack staff at the Smile Jamaica Ark-ives is crafting a little award in the shape of a Golden Seven Leaf.

In the early 90’s  I worked with a guy from Iran named Amir at the University of Utah. When he learned I hosted a Reggae radio show, I offered to make him a Smile Jamaica Greatest Hits Mixtape. On actual tape. Cassettes.

Some people sing, some people sketch, some people write. I build custom Mixtapes. I put together a Best of the Rest of Motown for my sister and brother in law in Jah-buquerque. They were playing the disk –CDs. On actual aluminum byproduct composite — at a barbecue gathering. One of the guests liked the music so much she asked my sister Stacey, “What’s the title of this CD so I can buy a copy?”

I don’t remember what I put on the 90 minute cassette for Amir but the song that he remembered was Johnny Osbourne’s “Mushroom”

I was raving with two dawtas all night. Alright!                                       Everyone was feeling fine, feeling fine. Party time! 

The only thing the dawtas asking for all night. My gosh!                              Was a stalk of mushroom. What is that? My gosh! 

Don’t want no mushroom to go to my head                                                  Gimme the good sinsemilla instead 

Don’t pee in my garden. Ca’ mushroom will grow                                          Don’t pee in my garden. I don’t want your mushroom to grow       Sensimilla. That I want fe grow

 I don’t want no mushroom to go to my head                                                       Just give me the good sinsemilla. That’s better instead 

All she keep on asking for: mushroom all night long                                            All I had is a bump of sensi, right here in my hand 

Don’t smoke it. Don’t drink it                                                                                Smoke the sensi instead.                                                                                Mushroom ain’t good for your head 

So for 90 minutes of Roots, I got a Persian feast. I met Amir, his wife and daughter for dinner at their place. While having tea, Amir whispered something in Farsi to his 4 year old, Shiva. She busted out, “Don’t peeeeee in my gaaaarden or mushroooooom will groooooow!!!!”

This little songbird didn’t remember any other lyrics. But she gave a couple more spirited repeats as Amir and I laughed and her mom shot me the hairy eyeball.

But hey, at 4 years old? Makes sensi to me!

So way to go Johnny Osbourne for showing us little kids’ love of bodily fluids is universal. Or I-niversal

bless, robt

Heeeeeere’s Johnny!!….

<Johnny Osbourne – Mushroom; 3:40>

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