<Smile Jamaica: Ancient Astronaut Theory HQ; 21 sec.>

UFO by Tena Stelin (lyrics transcribed by Bobbylon)

• Everywhere I stare, everywhere I go
• Almost everyone is talking about UFOs
• More and more each day I hear the people them say
• Men and men are talking about UFOs
• Aliens are coming
• They say the time is now dawning
• Sometimes if I wonder if the aliens are here already
• Astronomers are debating
• And their religions are arising
• Jah what is to be if it is the will of He
• Everywhere I stare, everywhere I go
• Almost everyone is talking about UFOs
• More and More each day I hear the people them say
• Men and men are talking about UFOs
• Elijah went up into a Chariot of Fire
• Dragon objects were recorded in ancient America, Australia and Asia
• So many paintings and drawings were found in many caves and mountains
• Could this be the evidence that Spacemen came?
• Everywhere I stare, Everywhere I go
• Almost everyone is talking about UFOs
• More and more each day I hear the people them say
• Men and men are talking about UFOs

Greetings,

Ancient Astronaut Theory is: Were they Sky Gods or Ancient Astronauts?

The modern phenomena of UFOria: Euphoria + UFO started on July 2, 1947 with a crashed space ship on a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico.

Why Smile Jamaica?

2 reasons

1. My brother  in law told this story about coffins and Roswell

2. After I retired from doing Radioactive interviews on KRCL, I needed a new time suck away from Progressive politics.

That led to my 10 year bromance with this guy and Ancient Aliens TV show on the History Channel.

As an Assyrian-American, I knew full well who Marduk, Ishtar and Anu were. In my benighted state, I just thought they were mythic gods of Assyria, Babylon and Sumer (Shinar in the Bible).

Oh, but no! They were Sky Gods and Space Travellers who invented mankind to mine gold, sleep with Earth women and then tried to get rid of us noisy humans, their creation, with a massive flood.

Ancient Astronaut Theory about these Sky Gods aka Anunnaki – Those whom came from the sky. All those stories  of the Bible and quite a bit of Greek mythology derived from each Anunna (Anunna singular; Anunnaki plural).

And all those UFO encounters in the Bible!

Flying Saucers of the Old Testament

Jacob’s Ladder, Ezekiel’s Wheel, Enoch’s disappearance, Stairway to Heaven, Burning Bush, Noah’s Ark, Elijah and his Chariots of Fire – all UFOs. Add in the Arabian 1001 Nights Tales of Magic Carpets and the Hindu Vimana fighting space ships.

Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of smoke, not salt. From a nuclear attack on the Sinai when the Anunakki unleashed a hellish civil war that destroyed Sumer/Shinar in a “bitter wind”.

Back to UFOria…..

So I start to do what I always do: comb through the Smile Jamaica Ark-Ives looking for Reggae and other songs devoted to UFOs.

And last year, near the Roswell crash anniversary in early July, I lead off with the theme from 2001 Space Odyssey, the Kubrick film, and juggled about 40 Space Oddities. Most Reggae/Dubbish. Some not. Today as well.

Joe Cocker, Nina Hagen, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Elton John and the bad ass Vulcan, Leonard Nimoy

Last year, my bredrin Mike was in a coffee shop. He over heard the baristas talking: “I don’t know what Robert was doing on Smile Jamaica. It was more about UFOs than Reggae.”

Is that good? Is that bad? Yes!

Either way, it makes you think about radio. You don’t get stories from Pandora or Itunes.

And that is why I do it for 30 years. To make you think even if it is out there on the perimeter where are there are no stars. And we is Stoned Immaculate……

<What Aliens are “probing” for…>

bless, Bobbylon

Smile Jamaica Ark-Ives: Jah-ly 7, 2018: UFOria; 1 min. 51 sec.

Set 1:

• Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra – Also Sprach Zarathustra; 2001: A Space Odyssey Soundtrack (CBS) ’68 
• Tena Stelin & Jah Warrior – UFO + Unidentified Flying Dub; Lion Symbol (Jah Warrior) ‘99
• Michael Franti & Spearhead feat. K’naan – Earth From Outer Space; All People (Boo Boo Wax) 2013
• Lee “Scratch” Perry – African Hitchhiker; From the Secret Laboratory (Island) ’90 Alien from outer space living in your brief case
• Laurel Aitken – Apollo 12; Legendary Godfather of Ska (Grover) ‘69 2nd Moon landing
• Nicky Thomas – Doing the Moonwalk; Love of the Common People (Trojan) ‘71
• Bam Bam – Star Wars; Power of a Woman (Bam Bam International) ’87 LA vinyl; female singer

Set 2:

• Jimi Hendrix Experience – EXP; Axis Bold as Love (Polydor) ’67
• Anjali – Space Lust in the Space Dust; Anjali 2000
• Space Monkeyz vs. Gorillaz – Star Shine; Laika Come Home (Virgin) 2002
• Audio Active – Return of the Space Ape; Apollo Choco (ON U Sound)  ’97 Jah-pon; song about Albert, the first monkey in space
• Sly & Robbie – Space Invaders; Syncopation (Joe Gibbs) ’82 Florida vinyl

Set 3:

• Joe Cocker – Space Captain; Mad Dogs & Englishmen (Deluxe Edition) live 1970 Fillmore East
• AIR – Surfing on a Rocket; Walkie Talkie (Virgin) 2003 Fr. mutant dub
• Derrick Morgan – Moon Hop; Original Reggae Recordings from 1968-1970 (Trybute) ’69
• Alpha & Omega – The Dub Is Out There (X-Files Theme); Serious Joke (A & O) 2002 UK trance dub

Set 4:

• Elton John – Rocket Man; Number Ones (Mercury) ’71

<Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un – Rocket Man>

• Easy Star – Eclipse; Dub Side of the Moon (Easy Star) 2003 Pink Floyd cover
• Pink Floyd – Interstellar Overdrive; Relics () ‘67
• Roots Radics – Conspiracy on Neptune; Prince Jammy Destroys the Invaders (Trojan) ’82 UK

Set 5: Vinyl Is Vital Set

• Sister Carol – Lost in a Space; Jah Disciple (RAS) ’89  re: The ’86 Challenger Explosion

<Jah’s Wrath and the Challenger Disaster>

• U Roy – Your Ace From Space; Version Galore (Treasure Isle) ’68 JA
• Prince Lincoln Thompson – Spaceship;  Natural Wild (United Artist) ’80  UK

<Aliens gonna whip you, and put you in your rightful place; 13 sec.>

• Lone Ranger – UFO; Barnabas in Collins Wood (Wave) ’79 JA
• John Williams – Cantina Theme; Star Wars Soundtrack (20^th Century Fox) ’77 US

<Star Wars cantina band: Reggae? Yes, steel drums! 24 sec.>

• Roots Radics – Death of Mr. Spock; Scientist and Jammy Strike Back (Trojan) ’82 UK

Set 6: Aliens in the Bible

• Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven; IV (Atlantic) ’71

• Anubian Lights – Starvo; Outflight EP (Crippled Dick Hot Wax) 2000 UK about the New Jerusalem space ship

• Tenastelin – Flying Saucers; 7” (Mascot) 2001 about the Anunnaki – those who came down from the sky

• Bush Chemists – Star Dub; 10” (Jah Tubbys) 2005 UK militant steppers version of The Imperial Storm Troopers theme from Star Wars

Set 7:

• The Rolling Stones – 2000 Light Years From Home; Their Satanic Majesties Request (Abkco) ‘67
• Nina Hagen – UFO; Nunsexmonkrock (CBS) ’80 German female
• Word Sound I Powa – Intro; Live From Planet Crooklyn (WordSound) ’96 aliens hunting weed in McCarran Park, Brooklyn
• Armagideon – Galactic Travel; Elements of Dub (Armagideon Sounds) ’95 UK

Set 8:

• Leonard Nimoy – Theme to Star Trek + Alien; Presents Mr. Spock’s Music From Outer Space (Dot) ‘67
• Dubadelic – Thuds Like Scuds; Bass Invaders (WordSound) ’98 do Aliens exist?
• Ancient Astronauts feat. Akua Naru – Last Night; Into Bass & Time (ESL) 2011 w/ female vox: Last night I fell in love w/ an Ancient Astronaut
• Flock of Seagulls – Space Age Love Song; Flock of Seagulls (Jive) ’82 UK New Wave
• Laurence Harvey – First Came the Sky Chariots; Ancient Astronauts (Laurence Harvey)
• SoKo – I Thought I Was an Alien; I Thought I Was An Alien (Because) 2012 Fr. Female singer