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Smile Jamaica Ark-Ives: High Fructose Horror Show (Bonus Jah-loween)



<Halloween Holdovers, Never Leftovers: 3 hoursl 62 sec.>

Here is how I wanted to program/select the annual Smile Jamaica Jah-loween Ark-Ives. Reggae and Dubwize celebrating Vampires, Witches, Frankenstein and the rest of the Undead Menagerie. Without me talking. Without any station Ids or advertising.

(Reggae very superstitious, very concerned with good vanquishing evil.) Evil is real and takes a non-human form.

In between the boomshots will be Horror movie clips and other Jah-loween Special effects. Definitely minor key mood music. On these Mixcloud only shows, I want to let the music do the talking.

I cooked this up in my Secret Dubratory and imported tunes from my CD Suitcase of Jah-loween Disks using ProTools. Multi tracked recording with the sound bytes and movie trailers “stitched” into the segues. Then I ran it through a sound app called Smart Gain which was suggested  to me to normalize sound across the tunes and bytes for the 3 hours. Just like Dr. Frankenstein put together his creature from hunks of flesh!

Young Frankenstein: Gene Wilder “nice knockers”. Terri Garr “Why thank you!”

This is a show that would make a good background for your Houseparty or mood music while giving out your high fructose goodies.

Boo-tiful! robt

Smile Jamaica High Fructose Horror Show: Online Bonus Jah-loween Annotated Playlist (photos, captions, soundbytes)

30 min:

  • The Toyes – Monster Hash; The Toyes (CD Tunes) ’96; Boris Pickett cover
  • Black Uhuru – Vampire; Sensimilla (Mango) ‘80
  • Yabby You – Anti-Christ; One Love, One Heart (Shanachie) ‘84
  • Sky High & the Mau Mau – Cemetery Robbery; Origination (Sky High) 70’s
  • Dennis Brown – Black Magic Woman; Raw Roots Vol. 1 (Jet Set/Sunshot) ’73; Fleetwood Mac cover
  • Pablo Gad – Blood Suckers; Blood Suckers (Celluloid) ‘78
  • Bunny Wailer – Blackheart Man; Blackheart Man (Mango) ‘76
Don’t bogart that spliff!

 1 hour: 

  • Future Pigeon – Mummy Rock; Echodelic Sounds of Future Pigeon (Record Collection) 2006
  • Devon Irons & Doctor Alimantado – Vampire; Open the Gate (Trojan) ’76 Lee “Scratch” Perry/Black Ark
  • The Toasters – Frankenska; Thrill Me Up (Skaloid); ’88 Third Wave Ska
  • Yellowman – Me Kill Barnie; Them a Mad Over Me (Hitbound) ’82 Barnabas Collins, soap opera vampire
  • Scientist – Voodoo Curse; Scientist Rids the World of the Evil Curse of the Vampires (Greensleeves) ‘81
Roll a lickle spliff wif di papyrus

90 min:

  • Ijahman Levi – Devil Disciple; Forward Rastaman (Tree Roots) ‘87
  • Humble Soul – Damn Vampire; Good Lord, Thank You (Kolchamuzik) ‘96 Jah-waiian reggae
  • Garland Jeffreys & Big Youth – Graveyard Rock; Escape Artist (Epic) ’81; rockers does reggae

<Big Youth: Don’t get stoned on my tombstone! 9 sec.>

  • Willi Williams – Dungeon; Messenger Man (Blood and Fire); ’80 herbtune; Riddim Shower (1): original
  • Roots Nation – Dungeon; Temperature’s Risin’ (Rare Roots) 2011 Dover, New Hempshire; Riddim Shower (2): Willi Williams update, herbtune
  • Lucky Dube – Dracula; Prisoner (Shanachie) ’90 South Africa
Saw a youth murdered in front of me at Lucky Dube concert in Park City. Less than a year later Lucky was himself murdered in South Africa

2 hours:

  • Allan Pillay – Demonic Forces; Wild Paarty Sounds (ON U Sound) ’81 mutant dub
  • Mikey Dread – Pre-Dawn Dub; African Anthem (Dread at the Controls) ’79 vampire dubwize
  • Prince Buster – Ghost Dance (Blue Beat) ’67 rock steady
  • Sinead O’Connor – Vampire; Throw Down Your Arms (That’s Why There Is Chocolate and Vanilla); 2005: Devon Irons update
  • Kode9 + spaceape – Ghost Town; 5 Years of Hyperdub (Hyperdub) dubstep/dub poet update on The Specials tune
  • Keith Hudson – Darkest Night; Greatest Hits (Sky High) ‘75
  • Massive Dread – Vamps on the Corner; This is Massive (Nyam Up) ‘82


2 1/2 hours:

  • Michael Prophet – Satan; Rootsman (Ariwa) ‘99
  • Peter Tosh – Vampire; No Nuclear War (EMI America) ’87; Riddim Shower (1): vox
  • Peter Tosh – Dracula; Honorary Citizen (Columbia/Legacy); Riddim Shower (2): dub
  • Soho – Zombies; Goddess (Atco) ’90 UK mutant dub w/ female vox
  • Sugar Minott – Devil Pickney; Auralux Reggae Showcase (Auralux) ’83; Pickney – Jamaican slang for child
  • Benjamin Zephaniah – Blood Sucker; Belly of de Beast (Ariwa) ’96 UK dub poet; Mad Professor prod’n
  • Natacha Atlas – I Put a Spell on You; Best of (Mantra) 2005 Morrocan; Nina Simone cover
Election next Tuesday

3 hours:

  • Pablo Gad – Sad Mistake; Hard Times (Soul Village) ’80 UK vampire tune
  • Scientist – Blood on His Lips; Scientist Rids the World of the Evil Curse of the Vampire (Greensleeves) ‘81
  • Tino – Wicked Insane Evil Dub; Tino’s Breaks 6: Hallowe’en Dub (Tino Corp.) 2002 mutant dub
  • Dan I & King Kietu – Vampire; Rastafari Judgement Fire (Imperial Roots) 2009 mutant dub Jah-taly
  • Ethiopians – Obeah Book; Slave Call (Rohit) ‘77
  • Mos Def – Ms. Vampire Booty; Mos Dub (bootleg) 2010 mutant dub-hop
  • BLK JKS – Skeleton; Among Robots (Secretly Canadian) 2009 South African mutant dub



Smile Jamaica Jah-loween Ark-Ives: All Trix, No Treats!

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Isn’t “Happy” Halloween an oxymoron? WTF?

<Happy Halloween? No Way: BAD Halloween! 22 sec.>

Greetings, (8 sec.)

Smile Jamaica Ark-Ives: Since Apr. 2013 I have started to Archive Smile Jamaica shows on Mixcloud. Smile Jamaica Webpage/blog Apr. 2014

My favorite theme shows are the 4:20 Cannabis Service Show and the Jah-loween Show.  Probably a thousand Seven Leaf odes and 666 Reggae Dubwize Halloween or Jah-loween.

<Wolfman Jack’s garlic advice for your Jah-loween Reggae Jah-mboree; 11 sec.

Radio Deejay Wolfman Jack: Hang some green onions to keep the Vampires away!

I figure you can have some seasonal Roots Reggae and/or Mutant Dub Halloween jams while you have your house party or passing out High Fructose Corn Bombs to the tykes.

Run a speaker from your Hi Fi to your porch. Keep the kids from flaming dogshit or toilet papering your house for giving out stale candy corn and raisins

To keep hooligans from lighting dogshit on your porch, run a speaker feed of the Smile Jamaica Jah-loween Ark-Ives to scare them off

1. Smile Jamaica Jah-loween Oct. 25, 2014: Monster Hash; 3 hours

Listen in for moving up the MIxcloud Charts! Got six more days to move on up, give thanx!

2. Smile Jamaica Jah-loween Oct. 26, 2013; Spooktacular 3 hours

3. Smile Jamaica Mutant Dub Jah-loween; Mixcloud only show. Chopped up in the tomb of my Secret Dubratory: Living Dead Dubwize with horror bytes and movie trailers.

That Online only Dub-loween Horror collage was so much fun I have dug my grave to skin up 3 hours of what I wasn’t able to play last week on Smile Jamaica: Monster Hash.

I will post that Mixcloud Spooktacular: Oct. 30th at the Witching Hour of All Hallow’s Eve at Midnight so you have 24 hours to spin 12 hours of Smile Jamaica Jah-loween; Oct. 31st! Bootiful 15 sec.

curse, robt

Don’t show your eyeteeth, your plastic smile nah work…Michael Rose, Black Uhuru